The Catholic Church is ripe with malfeasance. Millennia of scandals and corruption have tainted the their reputation. This year, I offered them a chance to repent.
My 2025 Papal campaign was one for the history books. If they allowed democracy to run its course, I would have been the youngest person ever elected pope.
To drive home my youthful whimsy to the electorate, I painstakingly created this spinning campaign sign. It imbues decades-old American political campaign design methodologies with New Age three-dimensional motion graphics. It's something the older folks will associate with the likes of Richard Nixon and something the younger generation can turn into a hit new TikTok trend.