You've made the down payment, paid off the realtor, and now you're ready to move in. For whatever reason, you haven't toured the place beforehand, but you can't turn back now. You gleefully unlock the front door for the first time, and this is what you see.
Is it what you were expecting? Maybe not. Will you make do? For as long as you can. You do, after all, have a finite lifespan. There's your neighbor in the front yard--a likely sign of what's to come. Uh oh, he's dead.
It slowly (quickly) sinks in that you're on borrowed time. Perhaps you should have done more research into the neighborhood, Oblanga. Regardless, your friends and family are eager to see your new home. While you gasp for air, they squint to make sense of the FaceTime feed presented to them.
Pan to the left, let them take in the sights and sounds. That rock looks peculiar, jittery and sort of artificial, but it's hard to tell what its schtick is as the radiation consumes the pixels one-by-one.